- Walking by a book about the magician Harry Houdini, I thought "wouldn't it be funny if there was a porno named Ho-Dini and it was about a lady would could untie knots inside her vagina?"
- Watching SNL this Saturday featuring Tim McGraw & Ludacris as the musical guest with my spouse and asking her "Is there a genre of music that is both hip hop & country & if so is it called cunt-hop or hip-cunt?"
- Listening to Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" and wondering what the hell the lyrics were in the bridge. After grabbing the Thriller album I discovered that MJ was singing "You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable. Still they hate you, you're a vegetable. You're just a buffet, you're a vegetable. They eat off of you, you're a vegetable." Upon taking in these words as actual lyrics to a pretty jammin' song I thought "what in the bloody fuck is he talking about. What does that even mean you're a vegetable or you're just a buffet. How the hell did this man become a rock icon? Oh well. I mean I like vegetables & I love a buffet, so I guess it's all good."
Oh and BTW I saw the latest Bond flick this weekend I I suggest you just re-rent Casino Royale. Daniel Craig was fine, but the movie was not even half as good as his 1st Bond film.